Tuesday, September 4, 2018

Bluffaloed: A Western Flash Fiction Story



“What was it that feller said, Joe? My ears ain’t workin’ too good today.”

The old man’s scraggly voice screeched above the hum of a midday crowd at the Salty Saloon.

Joe, burly and greasy, leaned forward on the bar and shrugged. “Somethin’ about a deed.”

“A deed. Interestin’.” The graybeard pulled himself off his stool with a groan and lumbered toward the end of the bar, where a thick young man sat nursing a whisky.

“Now,” the old man said. “What’s this ‘bout a deed?”

“Oh, I just came by to introduce myself. I’ll be takin’ over Albert Campbell’s place.”

The old man’s eyes grew wide.

“You don’t say!” He scratched his chin. “Say … how’d ya come into that property, if ya don’t mind me askin’?”

“Well,” the outsider shifted in his seat, “I’m Phillip Ayers, Mr. Campbell’s, um, nephew.”

“Nephew! Why, I ne’er knew ol’ Albert had a nephew. D’you know that, Joe?”

“Nope.”

“Strange he never mentioned it. So, I guess he left you the place in his will. I mean … when he up and died here awhile back. What’s it been three, four months?”

“Uh, four,” Ayers said.

“So ya gotcha a deed and everything. I’ll bet Albert even signed it for ya, huh?”

“Yep, that’s right.”  Ayers stood. “Well, I gotta be goin’.”

“There’s only two problems I see with that story, sonny,” graybeard said.

Ayers stopped cold.

“First, Albert never learned to write. And second … well … you never can trust local gossip.”

The old man hobbled across the floor to stand in front of Ayers.

“I mean, can’t an old coot go on a huntin’ trip without everyone just assumin’ he’s dead?”

He thrust his hand forward in greeting.

“Pleased to meet you, Mr. Ayers. Name’s Campbell. Albert Campbell.”




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